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By Bob Larkin June 19, We've rounded up a list of our favorite cheesy, bad pick-up lines that are so unabashedly awful that you're almost guaranteed to get a smile. For as long as there have been single people looking for a relationship or at least a date for Saturday nightthere have been cheesy pick-up lines. Our Neanderthal ancestors used them—you can be sure some Caveman tried a line like "Can I hiber-mate with you through the Ice Age?

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Don't tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Well, here I am. I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

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Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams. Can I have yours? Cause you've got fine written all over you! Filed Under.

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